Alien Chest X-Ray Mens T-Shirt

Heartburn?

Well, this is awkward. You might want to sit down for this diagnosis. Umm, yeah it’s not the return of the McRib sandwich that is causing the burning sensation in your gut. Have you had any unusual interactions with alien entities lately? Yeah, that odd session of seven minutes in heaven is where your trouble is coming from. The good news is, you’re going to be a father. The bad news? Well, the delivery is not going to be pretty. Neither is the baby, now that we think of it. This is sure to be a shocking news but just wait until you look into its eyeless face and hear it say, “Take me to your leader” for the first time! We’re sure it’ll be worth it.

Fun Details

This t-shirt is a sharp black with a human rib cage and (adorable?) baby alien resting inside. It’s one-hundred percent cotton so you’re sure to feel comfortable even while you are struggling with an alien entity. This shirt comes in a variety of sizes and is officially licensed.

Great Expectations

So, while we were reluctant to deliver this news, we’d love to be here for the delivery when the time comes in a few minutes. If our charts are correct, your bundle of joy will emerge in an unforgettable fashion. And don’t worry about your parenting skills, we’re fairly certain the little fella will be able to take care of himself!