Guardians of the Galaxy Rocket Raccoon Blue T-Shirt

Ain’t nothin’ like me ‘cept me.

What is Rocket, exactly? He’s clearly a raccoon, but he’s apparently never seen or heard of one. Equally confusing, no raccoons we’ve ever encountered pilfering through our trash at night––and there’s been a few––have ever wittily insulted us when we shooed them off into the night. Maybe they’re just holding back, but something tells us Rocket’s a breed apart. He’s foul-mouthed and trigger happy, and maybe that’s all we need to know. In the original Marvel comics, Rocket is from an asylum colony planet where animal companions were genetically engineered so they could care for and guard the inmates. Obviously he moved on, but we have a hard time picturing Rocket taking care of anyone even temporarily, let alone the mentally ill.

The coloring and design of this t-shirt is actually sort of reminiscent of the light blue one with alien print Peter Quill wears in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2. Maybe that’s intentional? We’d like to see Rocket’s reaction to Peter wearing a shirt emblazoned with his own image. If you’d like to make sure everybody recognizes your casual Star-Lord costume, this Guardians of the Galaxy Rocket Raccoon Blue t-shirt is a surefire addition. It has the tough little rodent (don’t hear him calling you that though) right on the front. It’s a must-have for groovy space travelers and boring Earth types alike!