Star Wars 7 Rey Riding Orange Ringer T-Shirt

Do you long to speed across the deserts of an alien world on your own speeder, never touching the ground? Well, you’d better get some good earplugs, because if you think that warbling motor is loud when it passes you by at 90 klicks per hour, just imagine sitting on it all day. Some species that can shut down their autonomic functions can protect their hearing, but a human will go deaf! That’s why human speeder racers are rare. That, and the lightning-fast reflexes required. Rey can handle it because she’s Force-sensitive and has a really good pair of earplugs.

If you have decidedly slower-than-lightning reflexes, no apparent affinity for the Force, and like your hearing just how it is, maybe this is all starting to sound a little bit daunting to you. In that case, you can just settle for this Star Wars 7 Rey Riding Orange Ringer Tee Mens. It’ll let everyone know you love speeders, and aren’t threatened by a woman taking over your favorite franchise––a combo ladies love.